The other week I started a diet. Well, it isn’t that bad, but there is one thing that is happening that is making it all the worse; I woke up this morning in a deep sweat because the cooling system has decided to break! The thermostat is at 84 but the cooling system is still not kicking on. If you believe someone is ill-mannered when they are dieting, you should really see when they are dieting without air conditioning! It isn’t pretty, let me tell you! So, this is Saturday, so I dare not call in the cooling system company today because you know whatever the cooling system repair costs, the price is going to double on a Saturday. That being the case, I called our friend who is a guy so naturally he knows about all things mechanical, right? Guys are regularly expected to be able to fix everything – from the automobile to the Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C unit! Poor people, but anyway, he doesn’t guess how to do Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C repair, he says, however he does feel pretty sure that the problem is the temperature control. If it is so hot in there but the cooling system just isn’t coming on, that possibly means that the temperature control thermostat plus the cooling system aren’t communicating and the cooling system doesn’t know that it should turn on because it doesn’t realize how hot it is. I wish he could do more than tell me about it and just come fix the cooling system however he can’t! So, I’m going to the theater where there is a bunch of freezing cold air conditioning blowing all the time.